Shit Gossip - Good Guys for England

Leighton Baines turns up to the England camp carrying a guitar.  Yup, this is the kind of shit that football dredges up from time to time.  So what if Leighton Baines turns up to an England camp carrying a guitar?  And, looking at him, you know he'll play all the wrong tunes: Oasis instead of Blur; The Beatles instead of the Stones; Primal Scream instead of the Stone Roses; but, hey, at least he's a nicer guy than Ashley Cole.  Cole optimises the word prick; meet him and you'd want to hit him or stick a pencil in his eye or rub his face in shit or slice his face off with a blunt scalpel; his arrogance is unbearable.

This got me thinking - England are never going to win anything; why not pick the nice guy?  Drop the Cunt.  Who goes?

Joe Hart -  He loves himself  and he's in a shampoo advert where he's patted like a overly groomed shitpoo.

John Terry  - Shags everybody: Team mates; team mates' wives; team mates' wives' dogs; lampposts; cheese and onion pasties; anything.

Ashley Cole  - See above

Frank Lampard - is willing to bend over and let John Terry fuck him up the ass.

England wouldn't miss much if these guys were dropped and at least we wouldn't feel dirty supporting them.  Take not Roy  - Pick the good guy.